David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Dr. Ross Geller: I figured after work I go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and try to woo her.
- Chandler Bing: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after Marcel brought the rice to him] Well, I see he's finally mastered the difference between 'Bring me the' and 'Pee in the'.
- Dr. Ross Geller: It will be finally good to get this off you.
- [removes the dress Heckles put on Marcel]
- Marcel the Monkey: [monkey gibberish] Squeak, squeak!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Or we can we can leave it on.
- Rachel: You know, with the right pair of pumps that would make a cute little outfit.