John Rubinstein credited as playing...
The Doctor
- [Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]
- Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
- Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
- Chandler: How do you feel?
- Erica: I'm tired.
- The Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
- [Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly]
- Monica: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
- The Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
- Monica: We only ordered one!
- The Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
- Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
- Monica: [Erica In labor] Just a little bit more, honey.
- Erica: Help me, ah, this hurts!
- Chandler: Really? That bad?
- Erica: Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts to see which is worse.
- The Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
- Monica: Oh my god! This is the most beautiful top of the head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
- Chandler: I'm ok.
- Monica: Chandler, you don't want to miss this, this is the birth of your child it's the "miracle of life".
- Chandler: All right!
- [Surprised]
- Chandler: Wow that is one disgusting miracle.
- The Doctor: Start pushing, here we go.
- [Erica screams]
- The Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
- Monica: [baby is born] It's a boy!
- Erica: Is he ok?
- The Doctor: He's just fine.
- Monica: Aww, you did it!
- Chandler: [Squeaky voice] It's a baby, a beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
- The Doctor: [to Monica and Chandler] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
- Chandler: Well, that's spongy!
- Monica: Hey, handsome! I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.