Paul Rudd credited as playing...
Mike Hannigan
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What are you working on?
- Joey Tribbiani: It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [Pointing to a big smudge on the poster] Is that the baby?
- Joey Tribbiani: No, I sat on the paint.
- Mike Hannigan: [Mike enters in] Hey.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: What'd you have there?
- Mike Hannigan: It's a welcome home poster for the baby it'd be a lot better but I didn't have enough time to work on it.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: [Mike unrolls the poster and shows everyone] Honey that's gorgeous.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Jealous tone and facial expression to Mike] You know the baby can't read.
- Mike Hannigan: [Referring to Monica and Chandler's twin babies] I want one.
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Which one? I'll try to slip in my coat.
- Mike Hannigan: Seriously, you want to make one of those?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: One? How about a whole bunch?
- Mike Hannigan: Really?
- Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan: Yeah, we can teach them to sing and be like the Von Trapp family.