Paul Rudd credited as playing...
Mike Hannigan
- Monica Geller-Bing: [to Phoebe] OK, it's 2100 hours. Time for your toast.
- Mike Hannigan: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
- Monica Geller-Bing: You had a bathroom break at 2030; pee on your own time, Mike... Now, in regard to the toast - OK, you wanna keep them short; nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. OK, you just get in, do your thing and get out.
- Mike Hannigan: Is that what you say to Chandler?
- Joey Tribbiani: [talking privately with a thick Italian accent] Last night I try to welcome you into my family; instead, you disrespect me. I cannot allow this.
- Mike Hannigan: Are you rehearsing for some really bad mafia movie?
- Joey Tribbiani: [scowls] More back talk; and yes - I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for "Family Honor 2: This Time It's Personal".
- Mike Hannigan: Joe, I have a lot to do today; what'd you want?
- Joey Tribbiani: [exclaims] I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very, very important to me, Ok? And I want to make sure you are gonna take care of her.
- Mike Hannigan: [stands] Joe, I love Phoebe - she's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her.
- Joey Tribbiani: [smiles and pats on Mike's shoulder] That's what I wanted to hear - because she's family, OK? And now you're going to be family, and there's nothing in the whole world than family.
- Mike Hannigan: That must've been one lousy movie.
- Joey Tribbiani: [offended] That was me!
- Mike Hannigan: [speaking his vows to Phoebe] Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind. You're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Everyday with you is an adventure. And I can't believe how lucky I am. I can't wait to share my life with you forever.