Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- [Phoebe changes her name after marrying Mike]
- Monica: Hello, Miss Buffay.
- Phoebe: Oh, that's not my name any more.
- Monica: Oh, you changed it? Congratulations, Mrs. Hannigan.
- Phoebe: No, that's not my name either.
- Monica: What did you change your name to?
- Phoebe: Princess Consuela Bananahammock.
- Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
- [first lines]
- Mike Hanigan: Thank you guys for having us over.
- Phoebe: Yeah, this is fun, couples night.
- Chandler: I don't know why we don't hang out with married couples more often.
- Monica: Because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
- Chandler: You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it.