Mary Margaret Lewis credited as playing...
Rita
- Phoebe: Rita is a massage client.
- Mike Hanigan: Oh, why don't you introduce me?
- Phoebe: Rita, this is my husband.
- Mike Hanigan: Why don't you tell her my name?
- Phoebe: Ok, I will. This is... this is my husband, Crap Bag.
- Rita - Massage Client: Crap Bag.
- Mike Hanigan: If you need an easy way to remember it just think of a bag of crap.