Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?
- Chandler Bing: I had to, OK? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
- Chandler Bing: Du-ude!
- Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
- Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude!"
- Dr. Ross Geller: So Chandler and I are in a bar, and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, OK? So after a while, he goes over to her - and after a minute or two, I see them kissing. And I know what you're thinking: Chandler is not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls - and you're right; Chandler is *not* the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with *girls*.
- Monica Geller: You kissed a guy? Oh, my god!
- Chandler Bing: In my defense, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Well, maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets, too.
- Monica Geller: I already told him everything! You shush!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
- Monica Geller: Ross used to stay home *every* Saturday night to watch "Golden Girls"!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13!
- Monica Geller: It's hard for some people!
- Chandler Bing: Of course it is!
- Chandler Bing: [mouths] Wow!
- Monica Geller: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
- Chandler Bing: Hey!
- Monica Geller: I'm sorry; I couldn't think of any more for Ross.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh - oh, in college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
- Chandler Bing: That was you.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever, dude; you kissed a guy.
- Chandler Bing: You wanna tell secrets? Ok. Ok. In college, Ross used to wear leg-warmers.
- [Monica laughs]
- Dr. Ross Geller: Alright. Alright. Chandler enter a Vanilla Ice lookalike contest and won!
- Chandler Bing: Ross came in fourth and CRIED!
- Monica Geller: [laughing] Oh my God!
- Dr. Ross Geller: I laughed so hard.
- Chandler Bing: Ho, ho - so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Whatever, dude; you kissed a guy.