Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Monica Geller: I've been thinking - it's not right for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding; you worked hard for that.
- Chandler Bing: I thought about it, too - and when I proposed, I said I would do anything to make you happy. And if having the perfect wedding will make you happy, then that's what we'll do.
- Monica Geller: But what about the future and stuff?
- Chandler Bing: Forget about the future and stuff. So we'll only have two kids; we'll pick our favorite, and that one will get to go to college.
- Monica Geller: You thought about that?
- Chandler Bing: Yeah.
- Monica Geller: How many kids were we going to have?
- Chandler Bing: Four - a boy, twin girls, and another boy.
- Monica Geller: What else do you think about?
- Chandler Bing: Stuff like where we'd live - like a small place outside the city where our kids can learn to ride their bikes and stuff, and we'd have a cat with a bell on its collar, and we can hear it every time it ran through the kitty door. Then we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey can grow old.
- Monica Geller: I don't want a big fancy wedding anymore.
- Chandler Bing: Sure you do.
- Monica Geller: No - I want everything you just said; I want a marriage.
- Monica Geller: We're really excited about our wedding plans; I guess pretty soon we'll be making a great withdrawal from the Monica's wedding fund.
- Chandler Bing: [laughs awkwardly]
- Monica Geller: What?
- Judy Geller: You tell her, Jack - I can't do it.
- Monica Geller: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund, don't you?
- Jack Geller: Yes, we have it. Only now we call it the beach house.