Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Phoebe Buffay: You actually don't see it?
- Rachel Green: What?
- Phoebe Buffay: Honey, you're dating Ross
- Rachel Green: No, Pheebs, I'm dating Russ
- Phoebe Buffay: Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross
- Rachel Green: Steve, Sleeve.
- Chandler: Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
- Rachel Green: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
- Chandler: Me.
- Rachel Green: Why would I have to sleep with you?
- Chandler: It's my game. You want the job or not?
- Rachel Green: [the gang are walking along outside in the early hours of the morning] Joey, would you just slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of paper at 1 o'clock in the morning.
- Joey Tribbiani: I'm excited, I've never gotten reviewed before!
- Monica Geller: You were so amazing as the king, I was really impressed, I was!
- [They each grab a paper]
- Phoebe Buffay: Although, next time, you might want to consider wearing underwear, because when you sat on the throne, we could kind of see your, royal subjects.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Looking through paper] Oh, here it is, here it is! 'The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction was Joey Tribbiani's portrayal of the king.'
- [Joey looks crestfallen]
- Chandler: Look, that is one guys opinion, Phoebe read yours.
- Phoebe Buffay: [Reads] 'The only thing worse than the mindless... '
- Chandler: [Interrupts] Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
- Ross: I don't want to!
- Fun Bobby: [the gang have realised Fun Bobby has a drink problem] what d'ya say we make these coffees Irish?
- [Pulls out hipflask]
- Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, cake!
- [Jumps up to go to the counter]
- Rachel Green: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get some cake.
- [Turns and walks away]
- Monica Geller: Bobby, it seems like you've been making a lot of things Irish recently.
- Fun Bobby: Well, I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.