Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Monica Geller: [reading a review] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153... sucking.
- Rachel Green: [the gang are walking along outside in the early hours of the morning] Joey, would you just slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of paper at 1 o'clock in the morning.
- Joey Tribbiani: I'm excited, I've never gotten reviewed before!
- Monica Geller: You were so amazing as the king, I was really impressed, I was!
- [They each grab a paper]
- Phoebe Buffay: Although, next time, you might want to consider wearing underwear, because when you sat on the throne, we could kind of see your, royal subjects.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Looking through paper] Oh, here it is, here it is! 'The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction was Joey Tribbiani's portrayal of the king.'
- [Joey looks crestfallen]
- Chandler: Look, that is one guys opinion, Phoebe read yours.
- Phoebe Buffay: [Reads] 'The only thing worse than the mindless... '
- Chandler: [Interrupts] Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
- Ross: I don't want to!
- Fun Bobby: [the gang have realised Fun Bobby has a drink problem] what d'ya say we make these coffees Irish?
- [Pulls out hipflask]
- Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, cake!
- [Jumps up to go to the counter]
- Rachel Green: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get some cake.
- [Turns and walks away]
- Monica Geller: Bobby, it seems like you've been making a lot of things Irish recently.
- Fun Bobby: Well, I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.
- Fun Bobby: I think you may have a drink problem.
- Monica Geller: [Looks at the bag of mini bottles of alcohol she's holding] what these? These are for cuts and scrapes.
- Monica Geller: [about being with Fun Bobby] after having such a difficult time lately, no job, no boyfriend. At least my cup is half full.
- Phoebe Buffay: Half full of luurve!
- Monica Geller: And for our 2 week anniversary he's taking me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
- Phoebe Buffay: Cabin of luurve!
- Phoebe Buffay: [after Bobby leaves after telling them a dull story] it's not that bad.
- Monica Geller: Not that bad? Did you not here the hammer story?
- Phoebe Buffay: OK, don't get all squinky! Maybe it was just the kind of story where you had to be there?
- Monica Geller: But I'm gonna be there, for the rest of my life! I can't break up with him, I'm the one who made him quit drinking, he is dull because of me!
- Phoebe Buffay: OK, don't say that. He's probably always been dull, you just set it free.
- Ross: [Talking about Fun Bobby after realising he's drunk 4 bottles of wine in one evening] Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a, without a drink in his hand.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, yeah, and notice how he always starts his stories with 'I was so wasted.' Or 'we were so bombed' or 'so I wake up and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut!'
- Joey Tribbiani: Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
- Monica Geller: Well, we just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or to a club? Or to the... zoo?