Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Chandler: So tell me something: is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
- Monica Geller: No. You see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's, but obviously,
- [looks directly at Rachel]
- Monica Geller: someone forgot.
- Rachel Green: Well, *someone* was supposed to write, 'Rach, take down the lights,' and put it on the re...
- [sees the note]
- Rachel Green: frigera... how long has that been there?
- Ross: I don't know if he's testing me or he's just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. First, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine. Supposedly by accident.
- Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, I've done that.
- Ross: And then, like three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
- Rachel Green: I've never done that.
- Rachel Green: [re Ursula, Phoebe's twin sister] Uhm, Phoebs, so you - you guys just don't get along?
- Phoebe Buffay: It's, just like dumb sister stuff, you know. I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh! Oh! She was the first one to start walking. Even though I did it... later that same day. But to my parents, by then, it was like, "Yeah, well, what else is new?"