Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Rachel Green: What's the final head count on my baby shower?
- Phoebe Buffay: About twenty. A couple of people from work had something else to do.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.
- Rachel Green: What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking!
- Rachel Green: [after being told how often a baby soils a diaper] It goes ten times a day? What are we feeding this kid, Indian food?
- Sandra Green: Rachel, you must get a nanny. You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. I mean, when you were a baby, I had full-time help - I had Mrs. K.
- Rachel Green: Mrs. K! Oh, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. Actually, I think I remember some of it: "Tu madre es loca."
- [meaning "Your mother is crazy"]
- Sandra Green: Such a sweet woman.