Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller-Bing
- Monica Geller-Bing: [on the phone] Hello, Mrs. Green! Hi - it's Monica Geller.
- Sandra Green: Oh - hello, Monica.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Hi - I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
- Sandra Green: [icily] I know. My daughters told me when they received their "impromptu" invitations a month ago.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Yeah, I'm sorry - I'm so, so sorry.
- Sandra Green: Why, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?
- Monica Geller-Bing: [to Phoebe, quietly] Oh, my god! My ass is sweating... Please, please - can you come? It's today at four.
- Sandra Green: Well, alright - I'll see you at four.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Thank you.
- [Monica hangs up the phone]
- Phoebe Buffay: Isn't it at three?
- Monica Geller-Bing: [picking up phone again] Sonofabitch...
- Rachel Green: What's the final head count on my baby shower?
- Phoebe Buffay: About twenty. A couple of people from work had something else to do.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.
- Rachel Green: What? You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking!