Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- [first lines]
- Gary: I'm gonna get more coffee, do you want anything, baby doll?
- Phoebe Buffay: I'm fine. Thanks.
- Chandler Bing: See, I can't pull off "baby doll," can I?
- Monica Geller: No, I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident.
- Rachel Green: [about the cat] I give up, you guys. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Baking it didn't help, huh?
- Monica Geller: So why don't you just take it back where you got it?
- Rachel Green: I tried, they won't take her back.
- Chandler Bing: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the antichrist.
- Monica Geller: [to Gary, re Phoebe] Let me tell you, do not get her flowers, okay? Because she cries when they die, and then there's the whole funeral thing.