David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Rachel Green: I just bought something.
- Rachel Green: [referring to Monica] I'm not sure she is gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something I've wanted since I was a little girl.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You bought Shaun Cassidy!
- Rachel Green: No - I wish!
- Rachel Green: [introducing her cat] Check it out.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, my God. What is it?
- Joey Tribbiani: What the hell is that?
- Rachel Green: It's a cat.
- Joey Tribbiani: That is not a cat.
- Rachel Green: Yes, it is!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Why is it inside out?
- Rachel Green: Excuse me, but this is a purebred, show-quality sphynx cat!
- Rachel Green: [about the cat] I give up, you guys. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Baking it didn't help, huh?
- Monica Geller: So why don't you just take it back where you got it?
- Rachel Green: I tried, they won't take her back.
- Chandler Bing: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the antichrist.
- Rachel Green: All right, listen. I just bought something and I'm not sure she's gonna *like* it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something I wanted since I was a little girl.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You bought Shaun Cassidy?
- Rachel Green: No. I wish!