Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
- Ross: So why don't you quit?
- Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all these phrases and peppiness to try to confuse you. And then they bring out Maria.
- Ross: Who is Maria?
- Chandler: Ah, Maria. You can't say no to her. She's like this lycra/spandex covered gym... treat.
- Chandler: Yes! Yes! Most of the time. I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
- [Smiles]