Matthew Perry credited as playing...
- [about Ross' new baby]
- Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.
- Chandler: I know. I still am one of these.
- Monica: Seriously! Hypothetically, why won't I have a baby by the time I'm 40?
- Chandler: Oh, dear God...! This parachute is a knapsack!
- Monica: I wanna baby.
- Chandler: Hmmm... Not tonight honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
- Monica: [pushes Chandler off her shoulder] Come on, let's get some coffee.
- Chandler: Oh, right, because we never do that.
- Ross: I don't believe this, she could be giving birth in a cab!
- Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like $2 for the first contraction and then 50 cents each additional contraction.
- [Ross glares at her]
- Rachel: What? It's okay when Chandler does it?
- Chandler: You have to pick your moments.
- Ross: [Closing scene; the camera is positioned as though it were Ben's eyes] Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this.
- Ross: [Walks out of the picture but returns] But I'll still always come back, like this.
- Ross: And sometimes I may be away longer, like this.
- Ross: [Walks away longer but returns] But I'll still always come back, like this.
- Chandler: [Chandler comes into the picture and motions his hands] And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.
