Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- [All sitting around coffee table talking about their "weirdest place"]
- Rachel: Come on, someone go.
- Monica: OK, I'll go, Senior year of college on a pool table.
- Ross: That's my sister.
- Joey: OK, my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
- Monica: Oh my God. What were YOU doing in a library?
- Ross: Phoebs, what about you?
- Phoebe: Oh um... Milwaukee.
- Rachel: Um... Ross?
- Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All'. The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical dutch children... then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
- Phoebe: Ooh, Rachel.
- Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
- Monica: You did not go.
- Rachel: All right... the weirdest place, would have to be... oh... the foot of the bed.
- Ross: Step back...
- Joey: We have a winner!
- Chandler: [muffled through tight lips on the phone] I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
- Chandler: Put Joey on the phone.
- [muffled on the phone to Joey]
- Chandler: I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Joey: Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
- Phoebe Buffay, Joey, Rachel, Ross, Monica: [the gang rushes to the window] Ew...
- Phoebe Buffay, Joey, Rachel, Ross, Monica: OOH!
- Rachel: That had to hurt!
- Monica: [on phone] Pants and a sweater? Why, Mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Can we talk about this later?