Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler: Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
- Chandler: [muffled through tight lips on the phone] I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
- Chandler: Put Joey on the phone.
- [muffled on the phone to Joey]
- Chandler: I'm trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Joey: Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
- Jill Goodacre: Are you alright? My God, you're choking!
- [Jill performs Heimlich Maneuver on Chandler]
- Jill Goodacre: Better?
- Chandler: Yes, thank you. That was... that was...
- Jill Goodacre: Perfection?
- [last lines]
- Chandler: [after Victoria's Secret model Jill had left the vestibule, pleads up at security camera:] Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457 and, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would *really* like a copy of the tape.
- Chandler: [thoughts heard] Oh, my God! It's her! It's that Victoria's Secret model! Something,,, something Goodacre.
- Jill Goodacre: [talking on phone] Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
- Chandler: [thoughts heard] Right, it's Jill. Oh, my God! I am trapped in a ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Is it a vestibule? Is it an ATM? Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
- Jill Goodacre: [talking on phone] Yeah, fine, just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
- Chandler: [thoughts heard] Jill says vestibule. I'm going with vestibule.
- Jill Goodacre: [talking on phone] I'm fine. No, I'm not alone. I don't know, some guy.
- Chandler: [thoughts heard] Some guy? Some guy! Hey, Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was *some* guy!
- [swaggers closer, then realizes what he's doing, backs away]