Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Ross: I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
- Chandler Bing: Of course the packaging does appeal to the grown-up type.
- [first lines]
- Monica: [presents baby shoes] Okay, these were expensive, and he's gonna grow out of them in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!
- Phoebe Buffay: Aww! Look at these. Hey, Ben. "Just do it"! Unh!
- [baby starts crying]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, my God! Oh! Was that too much pressure for him?
- Susan Bunch: Oh, is he hungry already? Aw.
- Carol Willick: [starts feeding with breast] I guess so.
- Chandler Bing: You know, it's...
- [goggling the breast]
- Chandler Bing: Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
- Joey: [follows after Chandler out] Oh, uh, I gotta get one too.
- Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
- Chandler Bing: We're just hanging out by the spoons... Ladle?
- Ross: Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural, beautiful thing in the world.
- Joey: Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
- Ross: This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, so get used to it. If you have a problem, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it. Come on.
- [guys come back]
- Ross: Carol?
- Chandler Bing: Carol. I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
- Carol Willick: Sure.
- Joey: [surprised] Uh... Does it hurt?
- Carol Willick: It did at first, but not anymore.
- Joey: Chandler?
- Chandler Bing: So, uh, how often can you do it?
- Carol Willick: As much as he needs.
- Joey: Oh, okay, I got one, I got one. Uh... If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?