Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Joey Tribbiani: I'm his butt double. I play Al Pacino's butt, alright. He goes into the shower and then I'm his butt.
- Director: And Action!... and Cut! Hey butt guy, what the hell are you doing?
- Joey Tribbiani: I'm showering.
- Director: No, that was clenching.
- Joey Tribbiani: The way I see it, the guy's upset here ya know? I mean his wife's dead, his bother's missing. I think his butt would be angry here.
- Joey Tribbiani: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
- Joey Tribbiani: [appearing as Dr. Freud in tongue-in-cheek satire play, singing to lady patient:] All you want is to tinkle / but you envy the schwang / a thing through which you can tinkle / to play with / or simply let hang