Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Rachel Green: Pete the Weeper? Remember? The guy who always used to cry when we had sex?
- [mock crying]
- Rachel Green: "Was it good for you?"
- Monica Geller: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard the "I Win" guy.
- [imitating Howard]
- Monica Geller: "I win! I win!"
- [normal voice]
- Monica Geller: I went out with the guy for two months; I didn't get to win once.
- Monica Geller: Hey, here's a picture of Scotty Jarrett naked.
- Rachel Green: Oh, let us see!
- [she and Phoebe look at the photo]
- Rachel Green: Hey, he's wearing a sweater.
- Monica Geller: No.
- Rachel Green, Phoebe Buffay: EEWW!
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She says that if you wanna break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do, like, a cleansing ritual.
- Rachel Green: Phoebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah.
- [shrugs]
- Phoebe Buffay: We can do it tomorrow night, guys. It's Valentine's Day, it's perfect.
- Monica Geller: Okay, but what kind of ritual?
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay. We can, um... We can burn the stuff they gave us.
- Rachel Green: Or...?
- Phoebe Buffay: Or... Or... we can chant and dance naked. You know, with sticks.
- Monica Geller: Burning's good.
- Rachel Green: Burning's good.
- Phoebe Buffay: [doing boyfriend-cleansing ritual] Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
- Rachel Green: Okay, Phoebs, you know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.