Maggie Wheeler credited as playing...
Janice Litman-Goralnik
- Chandler Bing: [dinner date] What a crappy night!
- Janice: I don't know. I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
- Chandler Bing: I just don't think things are gonna work out.
- Janice: That's fine.
- Chandler Bing: It is?
- Janice: Mmm-hmm. Because I know that this isn't the end.
- Chandler Bing: Oh no, you see, actually it is.
- Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
- Chandler Bing: [stunned] Oh, no I don't.
- Janice: Well, then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
- Chandler Bing: I did, but...
- Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn.
- [Imitates:]
- Janice: Ja-nice, Ja-nice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't KNOW you know it.
- [she kisses him passionately, then leaves]
- Janice: See ya.
- Chandler Bing: [still in a daze] Call me!