Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- [Monica enters Chandler and Joey's apartment, and is stunned to see that all the possessions are gone]
- Monica: What happened?
- Chandler Bing: Well, Joey was born and then 28 years later I was robbed!
- [after Chip picks up Monica and she runs to her bedroom in a towel]
- Monica: Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
- Rachel Green: Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours because he was in the bathroom having sex with Amy Welsh.
- Monica: Come on. That was back in high school. How could that still bother you?
- Rachel Green: Oh, yeah you're right, Moni-Cow.
- Monica: OK, I hear you.