David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Ross: I was just leaving.
- Rachel Green: Good! 'Cause I've got a product report to read. It's like eight pages, I hope I don't fall asleep!
- Ross: Why, did you write it?
- Phoebe: You guys, this may sound weird, but I think this cat is my mom.
- Ross: Uh... why do you think that?
- Phoebe: Well, okay... the first thing she was drawn to was the orange felt lining of my guitar case.
- Ross: So?
- Phoebe: So... my mom's favorite fish was orange ruffee.
- [Everyone stares...]
- Phoebe: Cats love fish!