Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Monica Geller: [lamenting that Richard isn't as obsessive as she is] I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing! My boyfriend doesn't have a thing!
- Dr. Richard Burke: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well there.
- [first lines]
- Rachel Green: Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.
- [Chandler grabs it]
- Monica Geller: Oh! I ordered mine first!
- Chandler Bing: Yeah, but I'm... I'm so much faster.
- Monica Geller: Give it to me.
- Chandler Bing: No.
- Monica Geller: Give it to me!
- Chandler Bing: Okay, you can have it.
- [Chandler licks it]
- Monica Geller: [grabs the coffee cup from the table and licks the rim] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
- Chandler Bing: That was there when I got here.
- [Phoebe arrives to tell the gang about her submariner boyfriend]
- Phoebe Buffay: He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together.
- Rachel Green: So, wait - this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time?
- [Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration]
- Monica Geller: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
- [Chandler, mouth full, groans in frustration again]
- Rachel Green: [doing Phoebe's makeup] Oh, this lipstick looks just great on you.
- Monica Geller: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah? Are you sure, really.
- [She picks up a mirror and sees the white splotches all over her face]
- Rachel Green: You see, you look beautiful.
- [to Monica]
- Rachel Green: For god sakes, dim the lights.
- Phoebe Buffay: I-I'm hideous!
- Monica Geller: It's gonna be okay. Ryan's been underwater. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnacles on your butt.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [enters] Hi.
- Joey Tribbiani: Oh no, what happened?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
- Joey Tribbiani, Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay: Oh no.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
- Rachel Green: Well, I've had it.
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I've had it.
- Monica Geller: Had it.
- Chandler Bing: Had it.
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, I've never had it, I feel so left out.
- [Sees a red bump on her arm]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh look!