Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- [first lines]
- Rachel Green: Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left.
- [Chandler grabs it]
- Monica Geller: Oh! I ordered mine first!
- Chandler Bing: Yeah, but I'm... I'm so much faster.
- Monica Geller: Give it to me.
- Chandler Bing: No.
- Monica Geller: Give it to me!
- Chandler Bing: Okay, you can have it.
- [Chandler licks it]
- Monica Geller: [grabs the coffee cup from the table and licks the rim] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
- Chandler Bing: That was there when I got here.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [enters] Hi.
- Joey Tribbiani: Oh no, what happened?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
- Joey Tribbiani, Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing, Phoebe Buffay: Oh no.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
- Rachel Green: Well, I've had it.
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I've had it.
- Monica Geller: Had it.
- Chandler Bing: Had it.
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, I've never had it, I feel so left out.
- [Sees a red bump on her arm]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh look!
- Joey Tribbiani: What a phoney!
- Chandler Bing: Well I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock into Nothing!