Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Monica Geller: Oh, God help us!
- Joey: What?
- Monica Geller: Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tiles!
- [they both peer out, then both grimace at what is obviously not a pretty sight]
- Monica Geller: So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall, short?
- Joey: Yup!
- Monica Geller: Which?
- Joey: Which what?
- Monica Geller: You've never met Bob, have you?
- Joey: No, but...
- Monica Geller: Oh my god! Joey! For all we know, this guy could be horribly...
- Angela: [Angela and Bob enter] Hey, Joey!
- Monica Geller: [gets a good look at Bob] ... horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now!
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
- Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay, you just reach in there with this one little maneuver, and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there is *nothing* a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?
- Rachel: Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up!
- Chandler Bing: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
- Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. They look down, and there they are. How you get any work done, is beyond me.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many *mean* things, and then not even care.
- [this changes ambience around table as everybody considers]
- Ross: [breaking the silence] Multiple orgasms!