Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: [about Janice, after accidentally hitting her in the eye] I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!
- [first lines]
- Rachel: Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal!
- Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay? You just reach in and then this one little maneuver and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there's nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right here?
- [Chandler obviously agrees]
- Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys can pee standing up!
- Chandler Bing: We can? Okay, I'll try that.
- Joey: Uh, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you know what I don't get? The guys can do so many mean things and then not even care.
- Ross: [got no answer to this] Multiple orgasms!
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: Will you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
- Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing! Okay, you just reach in there with this one little maneuver, and bam! a bra! Right out the sleeve. As far as I'm concerned, there is *nothing* a guy can do that even comes close, am I right here?
- Rachel: Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing up!
- Chandler Bing: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
- Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. They look down, and there they are. How you get any work done, is beyond me.
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many *mean* things, and then not even care.
- [this changes ambience around table as everybody considers]
- Ross: [breaking the silence] Multiple orgasms!
- Phoebe Buffay: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
- Chandler Bing: Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
- Phoebe Buffay: I don't wanna do that.