Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Ross Geller: [fighting with Rachel, while everyone else is eavesdropping in Monica's Room] She was...
- Joey Tribbiani: Awful!
- Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!
- Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.
- Ross Geller: Different.
- Joey Tribbiani: No!
- Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
- Joey Tribbiani: You think I need a new walk?
- Chandler Bing: What?
- Joey Tribbiani: Well you know, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a take-notice walk.
- Chandler Bing: Are you actually saying these words?
- Ross Geller: All I can think about is what is she going to do, what is she going to say when I tell her what I did.
- Chandler Bing: Before we answer that, I think we should address the more important issue: how dumb are you?
- Chandler Bing: Look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what death beds are for.