David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Ross Geller: [fighting with Rachel, while everyone else is eavesdropping in Monica's Room] She was...
- Joey Tribbiani: Awful!
- Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!
- Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.
- Ross Geller: Different.
- Joey Tribbiani: No!
- Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
- Ross Geller: [Rachel is ordering a pizza] No anchovies.
- Rachel Green: Extra anchovies.
- Ross Geller: That's okay, I'll just pick them off.
- Rachel Green: And can you chop some up and like, mix them into the sauce?
- Isaac: We're the same, you and me.
- Ross Geller: No, we're not.
- Isaac: Yes, we are.
- Ross Geller: No... we're not.
- Isaac: Yes, we are.
- Ross Geller: [angrily] No. We're not.
- Isaac: [defensively] Okay, okay. We're not...
- Ross Geller: Right.
- Isaac: But we are.
- Ross Geller: Fine. I just need to know that you're *not* gonna tell your sister.
- Isaac: I can promise not to tell her *again.*
- Ross Geller: All I can think about is what is she going to do, what is she going to say when I tell her what I did.
- Chandler Bing: Before we answer that, I think we should address the more important issue: how dumb are you?
- Ross: I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
- Rachel Green: We were on a break.
- Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That, to me, is a breakup.
- Rachel Green: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
- Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead.
- Rachel Green: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
- Ross Geller: What are you thinking?
- Rachel Green: I'm thinking... I'm going to order a pizza.
- Ross Geller: Order a pizza, like... I forgive you?