David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Ross Geller: Rachel said you're just using me to get back at her...
- Jill Green: So?
- [starts making out with him]
- Joey: [Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she's a porn star. So I went to the adult video store, and picked this up.
- Ross: [taking the video] Let me see that. "Buffay the Vampire Layer", starring Phoebe Buffay. Alright - let's check it out!
- Joey: Guys, Phoebe is our friend. I refuse to watch this!
- [Joey goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV]
- Ross: Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent.
- Rachel: Wait a minute - Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula!
- Joey: [jumping up and turning around] Ursula? Alright! Run it back! Run it back!
- Ross: Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name?
- Phoebe: [coming in the apartment] Hi, everybody - what are you...
- Phoebe: [screams and points at the TV] Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?