Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
- Phoebe: Okay, Joey, your bet.
- Joey: [throws down his cards] I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.
- [looks round the group, sees they're all offended]
- Joey: Oh, I'm out.
- Ross: Look, Rachel. I play to win, and in order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're going to play with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy, 'cause when I play poker...
- [wipes his hands]
- Joey: Yeah?
- Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
- Ross: [looking at Rachel's resume] Rach, did you proof read these?
- Rachel: Uh, yeah. Why?
- Ross: Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper skills".
- Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
- Joey: Ah, no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
- Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50, but I think you should know that this money is cursed.
- Joey: What?
- Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So bad things will happen to he who spends it.
- Chandler: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.
- Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our game.
- Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
- Monica: Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.
- Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
- Monica, Rachel, Phoebe: No...
- Rachel: But you could teach us!
- Ross, Chandler, Joey: No...
- Ross: [Playing Pictionary, Rachel draws a bean] bean... bean
- Joey: The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
- Rachel: Yes!
- Joey: [about a poker hand] There was chocolate on the 3. It looked like an 8. All right?
- Ross: You should've seen him. "Read 'em and weep".
- Chandler: And then he did.
