Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
- Ross: I don't know.
- Chandler: Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
- Ross: No, it's not just that. It's just--I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...
- [begins to stare lovingly at Rachel]
- Chandler: ...little playthings with yarn?
- Ross: What?
- Chandler: Could you want her more?
- Ross: Who?
- Chandler: [sarcastically] Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!
- Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our game.
- Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
- Monica: Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.
- Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
- Monica, Rachel, Phoebe: No...
- Rachel: But you could teach us!
- Ross, Chandler, Joey: No...