David Schwimmer credited as playing...
- Monica: *Okay.* Are we ready to play some serious poker?
- Ross: Well, are you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
- [Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel]
- Ross: Your money's mine, Green.
- Rachel: Your fly's open, Geller.
- Ross: Look, Rachel. I play to win, and in order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're going to play with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy, 'cause when I play poker...
- [wipes his hands]
- Joey: Yeah?
- Ross: I'm not a nice guy.
- Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
- Ross: I don't know.
- Chandler: Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
- Ross: No, it's not just that. It's just--I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh...
- [begins to stare lovingly at Rachel]
- Chandler: ...little playthings with yarn?
- Ross: What?
- Chandler: Could you want her more?
- Ross: Who?
- Chandler: [sarcastically] Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!
- Ross: [looking at Rachel's resume] Rach, did you proof read these?
- Rachel: Uh, yeah. Why?
- Ross: Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper skills".
- Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
- Joey: Ah, no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
- Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our game.
- Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
- Monica: Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse! That's a typical guy response.
- Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
- Monica, Rachel, Phoebe: No...
- Rachel: But you could teach us!
- Ross, Chandler, Joey: No...
- Ross: [Playing Pictionary, Rachel draws a bean] bean... bean
- Joey: The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
- Rachel: Yes!
- Ross: I'm not in love with her.
- Chandler: Then what was with that whole Black Bart speech? "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy."
- Joey: [about a poker hand] There was chocolate on the 3. It looked like an 8. All right?
- Ross: You should've seen him. "Read 'em and weep".
- Chandler: And then he did.
