David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Watching Rugby on TV] I don't know what the big deal is? I'm man enough to play this sport.
- Joey Tribbiani: Dude, you're not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
- Phoebe Buffay: [about rugby] She's right. You have to stop.
- Dr. Ross Geller: No, no, I'm not stopping. I'm Red Ross.
- Joey Tribbiani: Dude, you go back out there, you're gonna be Dead Ross.