Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: You look up in the stands, and there's your dad cheering you on - dressed as Carmen Miranda, wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack.
- Monica Geller: Hey, the point is that he was at every one of your swim meets, and he was there cheering you on. OK - that's a pretty great dad.
- Chandler Bing: He had sex with Mr. Garibaldi.
- Monica Geller: Who is Mr. Garibaldi?
- Chandler Bing: Does it matter?