Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: I will have the, uh, Cajun Catfish.
- Waiter: Anything else?
- Chandler Bing: Yes, how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"?
- [the waiter looks at him]
- Chandler Bing: You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you?
- Phoebe Buffay: Alright, I'm gonna pass on the concert, 'cause I'm just not in a very *hootie* place right now.
- Rachel Green: Me neither.
- Joey Tribbiani: Me too.
- Monica Geller: Guys, we bought the tickets.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
- Chandler Bing: Why did you look at me when you said that?
- Chandler Bing: Spanish midgets
- Chandler Bing: Spanish midgets wrestling...
- Chandler Bing: Julie
- Chandler Bing: Okay I see how you got there