Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: [playing game] Phoebe?
- Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I was omnipotent for a day, I'd want, uh, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs!
- Ross: Oh. So you took mine! Chandler, how about you?
- Chandler: Uh, if I was omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
- Rachel: [smirks] See? There's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
- Rachel: [joyously waving envelope about] Look, look, look, look, my first paycheck! Look, there's a window, and there's my name! Hi, me!
- Phoebe: I remember the day that I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
- Monica Geller: What? You worked in a mine?
- Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?
- Rachel: [opening her envelope] Now isn't this exciting? I *earned* this! I wiped tables for it, and it's totally...
- [sees the amount on the check]
- Rachel: not worth it. What's FICA? Why are they getting all my money? Chandler, look at that!
- Chandler: Oh, this is not that bad.
- Joey Tribbiani: You're fine, yeah, for a first job...
- Dr. Ross Geller: You can totally, totally live on this.
- Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Yeah!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, by the way, *great* service!
- [everybody agrees and chips in with a tip for their poor destitute friend]
- Leslie: Rachel?
- Rachel: Oh, my God!
- [Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other]
- Monica Geller: [to Phoebe] I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
- Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
- Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true!
- Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
- Rachel: [to a pregnant Leslie] Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
- Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.