Matthew Perry credited as playing...
- [no-one knows about Monica and Chandler yet]
- Monica: Chandler loves my massages.
- Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.
- Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...
- [pause, everyone looks at Monica]
- Monica: And, by *we*, I mean society.
- [Talking about Joey's top hat]
- Joey: Like you can find something as sophisticated as this.
- Chandler: [Puts basket on his head] Done.
