Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Rachel Green: Mrs. Bing, I gotta tell you, I read every book you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria At Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
- Nora Bing: Oh, please! Listen, honey, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start off with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and
- [knocks her little fists together:]
- Nora Bing: bam! you have got yourself a book!
- Chandler Bing: My mother, ladies and gentlemen!
- [last lines]
- Rachel Green: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter. And I want your *absolute honest* opinion. Okay? Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her heaving beets.
- Monica Geller: What's a niffle?
- Joey: You can usually find them on the heaving beets.
- Rachel Green: All right, all right, all right, so I'm not a great typist.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Wait. Did you get to the part about his great throbbing pens? Oh, yes, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
- Rachel Green: Forget it! Give it back!
- [tries to grab back her pages of script amidst much laughter]
- Monica Geller: [reads title] A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green.
- Rachel Green: Yeah, thought I'd give it a shot. Still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his love-stick could be liberated from his denim prison?
- Monica Geller: Yeah, I think so. And there's no J in "engorge."