Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: What the hell was that?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, Phoebe just started her...
- Chandler Bing: I believe I was talking to Joey. All right there, mother-kisser?
- Rachel Green: Mrs. Bing, I gotta tell you, I read every book you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria At Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
- Nora Bing: Oh, please! Listen, honey, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start off with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and
- [knocks her little fists together:]
- Nora Bing: bam! you have got yourself a book!
- Chandler Bing: My mother, ladies and gentlemen!
- Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no, I am a fabulous Mom. I bought my son his first condom.
- Chandler Bing: [back at home] And then he burst into flames.