Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Chandler Bing: I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.
- Monica Geller: Wow, like Rachel in high school.
- Rachel Green: What?
- Monica Geller: Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.
- Chandler Bing: That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?
- [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was]
- Chandler Bing: The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [implying he fell asleep at a lecture he attended with her] So I nodded off a little...
- Rachel Green: Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy-backed dresses.
- Rachel Green: Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and his 'hey, everybody, remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had!