Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Chandler Bing: I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.
- Monica Geller: Wow, like Rachel in high school.
- Rachel Green: What?
- Monica Geller: Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.
- Chandler Bing: That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?
- [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was]
- Chandler Bing: The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?
- Joey: Aww, man. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.
- Monica: Well, what did you do?
- Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't, I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done my whole life.
- Monica: You know what, don't tell us. We'll just wait until Chandler gets home, because it'll be more fun that way.