Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: I just had me a little nubbinectomy. Yup, two nipples, no waiting.
- Monica Geller: Wow, like Rachel in high school.
- Rachel Green: What?
- Monica Geller: Come on. I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke.
- Chandler Bing: That was an obvious joke and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?
- [Chandler points at where his "nubbin" was]
- Chandler Bing: The source of all my power. Oh, my God, what have I done?
- Ginger: What's that?
- Chandler: That's, that's my nubbin.
- Ginger: What's a nubbin?
- Chandler: It's kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.
- Ginger: You have three nipples?
- Chandler: Well, you know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as... Ahh, what?
- Ginger: Nothing. I, I just remembered I have to leave.
- Chandler: You ah, you have to leave, now? How come?
- Ginger: Ah well, it's nubbin. Nothing!
- Chandler Bing: Oh your foot's in a puddle. All wet.
- Ginger: Oh, it doesn't matter.
- Chandler Bing: What, you got a bionic foot?
- Ginger: Maybe someday...