Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Rachel: Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?
- Steve: You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.
- [Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it]
- Steve: Ah, cool! Taco shells! You know, these are... they're like a little corn envelope
- Monica: [She takes away the taco shells] You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
- Steve: Hey! Sugar-O's!
- [He grabs the cereal box]
- Monica: You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes.
- Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
- Monica: [She reaches for the box] No, we don't.
- Steve: Oh, OK.
- [he drops the box on the floor]
- Steve: Oh, sorry.
- [When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet]
- Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here?
- [he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him]
- Monica: Okay. Give me the Gummi-bears.
- Steve: No.
- Monica: Give them to me.
- Steve: Alright, we'll share.
- Monica: No, give me the...
- Steve: Well then you can't have any.
- [she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table]
- Steve: Man overboard! I think he's drowning.
- [he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl]
- Steve: Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O. Save yourself!
- Monica: The he told me I harshed his buzz and I said, don't eat that, it's a kitchen magnet and he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room.
- [first lines]
- Rachel: [waitressing] Coffee.
- Joey: Thank you.
- Rachel: Cappuccino.
- Ross: Graci.
- Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica.
- Monica: Ah, thank you. Rach!
- Rachel: Yeah?
- Monica: Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser?
- Rachel: Oh!
- [realizes she has the cinnamon stick stuck behind her ear where her pencil should be]
- Rachel: Oh, that's why!
- [hands it over]
- Rachel: Sorry!
- [Monica looks taken aback]