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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, and Jon Lovitz in Friends (1994)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

The One with the Stoned Guy

Friends

David Schwimmer credited as playing...

Dr. Ross Geller

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  • [Celia and Ross are cuddling on the couch]
  • Celia: Talk dirty...
  • Ross: Um... uh, OK, uh... er... vulva.
  • Joey: You like this woman, right?
  • Ross: Yeah.
  • Joey: You wanna see her again, right?
  • Ross: Sure.
  • Joey: Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you wanna caress my butt!
  • Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
  • Joey: Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
  • Ross: Okay. Hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
  • Rachel: So what are you guys gonna do?
  • Ross: Oh, I just thought we'd go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.
  • Chandler Bing: And he's not speaking metaphorically.
  • [first lines]
  • Rachel: [waitressing] Coffee.
  • Joey: Thank you.
  • Rachel: Cappuccino.
  • Ross: Graci.
  • Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica.
  • Monica: Ah, thank you. Rach!
  • Rachel: Yeah?
  • Monica: Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser?
  • Rachel: Oh!
  • [realizes she has the cinnamon stick stuck behind her ear where her pencil should be]
  • Rachel: Oh, that's why!
  • [hands it over]
  • Rachel: Sorry!
  • [Monica looks taken aback]

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