Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Dr. Leonard Green: So what's new with you?
- Rachel: [hesitating] Uhh, well... I got TiVo!
- Dr. Leonard Green: [confused] What's TiVo?
- Phoebe: It's slang for pregnant!
- Dr. Leonard Green: [after learning from Phoebe that Rachel is pregnant] Are you really pregnant?
- Rachel: Well, yes and no; except not no. Well, to sum it up: Yeah.
- Dr. Leonard Green: Who's the father?
- Dr. Leonard Green: [points to Phoebe] Please, tell me it's not her!
- Rachel: No, no, Daddy; it's Ross - Ross Geller. You like Ross! C'mon, Daddy - you're going to be a grandfather. You're going to be a 'Poppy'!
- Dr. Leonard Green: [sniffling] You're right. I'm going to be a 'Poppy'. OK, when's the wedding?
- Rachel: [intentionally avoiding the question] The who?
- Rachel: [gradually becoming enraged] The wedding! There's going to be a wedding. Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! Rachel Karen Green, tell me there's going to be a wedding!
- Rachel: [nervously, lying] Uh, February 2!