Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Joey: [Ross, Chandler and Joey are discussing the best man for Ross and Emily's wedding] Wait, Wait! Why does Chandler get to be best man? He was yours last time!
- Ross: Well, I've known Chandler a long time.
- Joey: Wait a minute! C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!
- Chandler: Joey, you can be best man at my wedding.
- Joey: [looks at Chandler and then back at Ross] I'll never get to be a best man!
- Ross: Everything so far sounds great, Joey. Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out, playing poker. No strippers or anything, okay?
- Joey: You got it!
- Ross: OK, see you later.
- Chandler: Have fun planning your "mellow" bachelor party!
- Joey: Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.
- Chandler: He just said, "No strippers."
- Joey: Oh. I chose not to hear that.