Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: [Chandler and Monica are hugging, Monica's in a towel] This is nice.
- Monica Geller: It is, isn't it?
- Chandler Bing: I mean it, this feels really good, is this 100% cotton?
- Monica Geller: Honey, what's wrong?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Saddened] My wife's a lesbian.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Amused] Cool.
- Chandler Bing: [Introducing them to each other] Ross, Joey; Joey, Ross.
- Monica Geller: Get ready for me to whip your butt.
- Chandler Bing: Yeah, okay, but after that we're playing some pool.
- Chandler Bing: This actor guy, who I'm not sure about because when he called and I answered the phone "Chandler Bing", he said "Whoa, short message"
- Rachel Green: [to her friends] I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless sex with the next guy I see.
- Chandler Bing: [drops the pool ball] Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball.
- Rachel Green: Yeah, so?
- Chandler Bing: [picks it up] And now I've picked it up again.
- Joey Tribbiani: Don't you want to ask me some questions?
- Chandler Bing: What's up?
- Joey Tribbiani: I'm an actor and don't worry, I'm totally okay with the whole gay thing.
- Chandler Bing: What gay thing?
- Joey Tribbiani: You know in general, the whole "people being gay," I'm totally cool with that.